Today I present a deck designed by my friend Andrew and my brother.
Purphoros Goblin Cannon
4 Goblin Chieftain
4 Krenko, Mob Boss
4 Mogg War Marshal
4 Purphoros, God of the Forge
4 Dragon Fodder
4 Empty the Warrens
4 Goblin Grenade
4 Krenko’s Command
4 Ruby Medallion
4 Goblin Bombardment
Literally the entire strategy of this deck is to play medallions to lower costs on your other spells, drop Purphoros then empty your hand to create an absurd number of Goblin tokens, triggering Purphoros’ damage ability and killing everyone. Oh, and it doubles as an aggro deck (Chieftain, Grenade, Bombardment) in the event that the opponents somehow survive the opening salvo.
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
What the fuck ever. Back in my day we had to hold the goddamn directional buttons down until he slowly arrived at his destination on the other side of a near-endless onslaught of moblins, tektites and octoroks
non-Jewish people going on today about “reclaiming” Anne Frank as a “bi icon” or w/e make me really uncomfortable, because it has this ring of “all this time I thought she was just some Jewish kid, but now it turns out she’s one of us!!!!” like if you didn’t find Anne Frank’s story moving until you realized she shared some marker with you then maybe you should reconsider your whole approach to this whole “empathy” thing.